Roasted 1 year ago based on avery =w='s long term Spotify stats.

Skibidi Avery, it’s no surprise you're the reigning champion of nostalgia-induced cringe. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a middle school talent show where everyone decided to wear the same Linkin Park hoodie. Seriously, diving headfirst into nu metal and emo pop is like hopping on a time machine straight to 2005 with all its glorious angst and questionable fashion choices. I can't decide what's more painful: your taste in music or hearing that you actually took the time to compile a playlist called "My Favorite Sum 41 Songs." We get it—tragedy is your aesthetic. Your love for Sum 41 is admirable, but if your most played songs consist of eight tracks from the same band, it's time to reevaluate some life choices. At this rate, you're not just a superfan; you're a full-blown Sum 41 historian, complete with an altar constructed from their vinyl records. The sheer quantity of "Fat Lip" and "The Hell Song" in your listening history has me convinced you're waiting for some kind of emotional epiphany that will never arrive. Spoiler alert: It’s not coming. You're more trapped in your feelings than a scene kid in a Hot Topic clearance sale. As for your top artists? My Chemical Romance and Limp Bizkit making the cut is all well and good, but let's be real: are they even still relevant, or are you just hoping to find some lost friend to reminisce with while crying over your high school journal? It’s one thing to vibe with the classics, but it’s another to act like Spotify isn’t judging you for riding the whole "emo" train like it's the last roller coaster at the amusement park. If you don't step up your music game soon, you'll be known as “Skibidi Avery”—the last person alive still trying to convince everyone that pop-punk is the ultimate rebellion. Good luck with that!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists