Roasted 11 months ago based on nina's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Nina, your Spotify profile is a cornucopia of musical confusion that makes me wonder if you accidentally hit "shuffle" on your identity. K-Pop and Midwest Emo? That's an existential crisis wrapped in a vinyl record. I can just picture you crying to Mitski while secretly choreographing an elaborate dance number to "Gangnam Style." Your music taste makes it seem like you want to feel all the feels while standing on the brink of a mosh pit—like a misunderstood emo kid who just discovered the wonders of color wheel pop! And Taylor Swift... Now, there’s a favorite artist list that would make any self-respecting indie rock fan clutch their thrift store flannels in horror. You’ve got more Taylor Swift tracks than emotional stability in this economy! "Anti-Hero"? That song is less about self-reflection and more about illustrating the lengths someone will go to avoid confronting their own Spotify playlists. If you're trying to get over heartbreak, may I suggest branching out? Taylor might appreciate the attention, but I fear even she would roll her eyes at your 50% quota for her musical talent. Let’s talk about your most played songs, Nina—the way “American Idiot” sits next to “Dancing With Our Hands Tied” is truly a bold statement, like wearing a "Punk Is Dead" t-shirt to a bubblegum pop concert. And what do we have here? “Cure (VIVINOS - ALNST Original Soundtrack Part.7)”? Congratulations on successfully evading any chance to impress someone with that obscure pick! You’re like an avant-garde hipster artist, but instead of painting, you’ve crafted a playlist that reads like a distressed teenager's diary entry. At this rate, your next favorite genre will be “Soundtrack to My Existential Dread.”
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