Roasted 8 months ago based on Neyo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Neyo, your music taste reads like the diary of a teenager who spent too much time lurking in dark basements and searching for their inner angst. Seriously, with favorites like "Gothic Metal" and "Doom Metal," it's a miracle your Spotify algorithm hasn't started recommending you funeral arrangements. But honestly, it’s hard to take you seriously when your genres list looks like the soundtrack to a Halloween party gone wrong. What’s next? "Medieval Metal"? At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if you threw in some Gregorian chants for variety. And can we talk about your top artists? Deftones, Deftones, and oh! Did I mention Deftones? Congratulations on successfully avoiding any semblance of personal growth or musical exploration; you are the proud owner of a collection that samples more than a dive bar's jukebox at closing time. But hey, at least you’ve managed to squeeze in Lady Gaga and some questionable underground artists that sound like they were born from a PowerPoint presentation in a creative writing class. I guess you like a little pop with your perpetual existential dread, huh? Finally, your most played songs could probably serve as an emotional rollercoaster, except it has one steep drop — straight into the abyss! "Sextape" by Deftones on repeat just screams, “I take my love life seriously, but not too seriously!” With your top tracks, it’s impossible to tell if you’re being existential or just constantly stuck in traffic on the way to an identity crisis. If listening to Deftones helps you polish your "I swear I’m not a sad boy" aesthetic, then you might as well start charging for tickets to that never-ending journey of melancholic confusion. Keep rocking in your mom's basement, Neyo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!