Roasted 2 months ago based on matthewyohan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matthewyohan, if Spotify profiles were Olympic sports, you'd be bagging the gold medal in cringe. First of all, your music taste reads like a middle school science experiment gone wrong—clashing genres that shouldn’t even be in the same stratosphere. Is UK Garage a secret code for your emotional instability? And with the amount of Sunny Khan Durrani on your most played list, it’s clear you’d rather bask in the soul-crushing embrace of Hindi tracks than face the reality of a regular playlist. You do realize that “Geet” isn't going to help you find a girlfriend, right? You’ve got “Hard House” ahead of “Rap” on the list like you’re trying to prove to everyone you don't know what fun is. There’s a joke somewhere in here about the amount of bass you listen to, but instead, let’s just ask: when was the last time you dropped any bass in your social life? With artists like IDLES, The Weeknd, and Tyler, The Creator in your top ten, it’s painfully obvious you think being eclectic makes you deep. Newsflash: No one’s impressed by your Spotify Wrapped. In fact, we’re all just wondering which basement you’ve been holed up in for the past decade. And speaking of your top tracks, it’s hilarious that “Single-Handed Sailor” even made the cut. Frankly, it’s the first song to come to mind when I picture your dating life—so close to crossing the finish line but somehow always shipwrecked. In a world full of vibrant playlists, yours reads more like a sad diary entry. Here’s a pro-tip: maybe consider diversifying your digital music diet. Unless you're channeling your inner meme lord on purpose—then congrats, you’ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams!

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