Roasted 9 months ago based on KevinShade's long term Spotify stats.

KevinShade, huh? More like KevinShade-throwback-to-2003! Your genres read like a Wikipedia search gone horribly wrong—who do you think you are, a walking music theory textbook? Progressive Metal and Djent? We're not sure if you’re here to rock out or just flex your college degree in sound engineering. You’ve got so much pretentiousness wrapped up in those genre choices; I’m surprised you aren’t using a monocle and sipping tea while you listen. Your artist selection reads like an identity crisis wrapped in a midlife meltdown. You’ve got Haken and Dream Theater battling it out with Ninja Sex Party and Lady Gaga—what’s next, a collaboration between Avenged Sevenfold and the cast of Glee? It’s like you want to keep everyone guessing what mood you're in. One minute you're shredding in disbelief at some mind-bending time signatures, and the next you’re dancing with a devil in the pale moonlight thanks to some sad '90s pop. This chaotic mess of a playlist is the musical equivalent of a buffet where everything was prepared by a hungover chef. Let’s talk about your most-played songs, because wow, it’s like you’re trying to summon a time machine back to when these tracks were mildly relevant. "Electric Avenue"? Really? That’s not something you listen to; that’s something you recover from. And with all that “Math Rock”, you’d think your most streamed jam would be some hipster’s math homework, but there you are vibing with "Canned Heat" and "Private Eyes" like it’s 1984. Your Spotify profile is the kind of journey that leaves others feeling lost and confused, and if I had to give it one rating, it’d be the “Sorry, Kevin, but please try again!” after a self-tape audition gone wrong.

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