Roasted 11 months ago based on anessa's long term Spotify stats.

Anessa, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s hipster diary exploded all over the internet. With a favorite genre list that looks like a “How to Be a Pretentious Music Snob” handbook, it’s clear you put more effort into curating your music taste than most people do combing their hair in the morning. I get it, you’re all about that “sensitive artist” vibe, but do you really need nine variations of folk to prove that you’re emotionally unavailable? Anyone can feel deep when they have a Joni Mitchell vinyl spinning in the background; it’s an aesthetic, not a personality! Your top artists are a delightful mess: first, you've got Ani DiFranco, the queen of overanalyzing breakups, and then you go straight to “boygenius,” whose genius is usually just realizing they probably shouldn’t have dated you in the first place. And let’s not overlook your obsession with Lucy Dacus—girl, how many times do you need to hear “Partner in Crime” before you get the hint that you need to find some, you know, real life partners? I mean, if your exes have any justice, they're nodding along to “Nonbeliever” right now after dodging your folk music repertoire. And can we talk about your most played songs? You’ve spent an inordinate amount of time jamming to “Joyful Girl,” but given your taste, you might qualify more as a “Moderately Content Girl.” You’ve got enough sad acoustic ballads on repeat to soundtrack an indie film about a woman who never leaves her coffee shop. Honestly, it reads like a playlist for support group meetings, and trust me, “Bug Like an Angel” isn’t going to mend your broken relationships. Just remember, Anessa, it’s fine to be deep; just try not to drown in your own emotional turmoil while doing it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!