Roasted 2 years ago based on Cadence's long term Spotify stats.

Cadence, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of an angsty teenager who just discovered eyeliner and has too much time spent lurking in the depths of a high school’s emo room. Seriously, I can practically smell the thrift store musk radiating from your playlists. With a favorite genre list that seems to be curated directly from a college student’s “How to Look Interesting at Parties” manual, it’s no wonder you’ve got a pop-punk heart but a soul that’s eternally playing hide-and-seek with good taste. Let’s talk about your top artists like The Smiths—ah yes, the quintessential soundtrack for when you want to feel miserable yet sophisticated! If I had a dollar for every time someone played “How Soon Is Now?” to keep their own vibes moody, I could buy a ticket to a way better concert than what you’re into. And with K-Pop sneaking into your list like a potato on a salad bar, you’re giving me major “I can’t choose a personality, so I’ll just steal everyone else's” vibes. The sheer confusion of your listings suggests you’re just throwing musical darts blindfolded and hoping they land in the "cool" territory, but spoiler alert—you've overshot and hit the cringey landmine. And let's not overlook your most played tracks, which, by the way, feature "The Smiths" so many times it feels like you’re trying to summon Morrissey’s ghost to help you navigate your existential crisis. Are these the actual cries for help or just a clever ploy to exhibit supreme pretentiousness? Listening to your profile must feel like an awkward therapy session, where you’re trying way too hard to impress your therapist with your obscure tastes while secretly weeping for all the metalcore concerts you missed. Congrats, Cadence, you’ve officially made listening to music sound exhausting.

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