Roasted 1 year ago based on nicolette's long term Spotify stats.

Nicolette, huh? Your taste in music is like a buffet where everything looks pretty, but it's all just flavored cardboard. If K-Pop were any more dominant in your life, I’d be surprised if you don’t have a shrine dedicated to BTS in your bedroom. "City Pop" more like "City Poppycock,” and with all that Japanese indie, I’m starting to think you’re on a mission to make my ears cry in a language I don’t even understand. If your music preferences were a color, they’d be a boring shade of beige; welcome to the most derivative playlist of the decade! Looking at your top artists, it’s clear that JANNABI has been doing their utmost to carry the weight of your entire music identity. They’re probably exhausted from providing all the background noise for your Netflix binges while you doodle in your Kawaii notebook about your imaginary K-drama boyfriend. And what’s with the obsession with “land of night” and “Good Good Night"? If you were any more on-brand with your insomnia and questionable life choices, we’d have to add “sleep deprivation” as an honorary genre on your Spotify list! Oh, and that most-played list? It's basically a cry for help shouted through the melodic comfort of sad beats and lo-fi vibes. You shuffle between “Pun” by Standing Egg and Khalil Fong like you're playing a game of musical chairs, desperately trying to drown out the haunting realization that your social life is stickier than the back of a used K-Pop poster. But hey, at least you can always rely on bedroom pop to be just as lonely as you are! Keep those headphones close, Nicolette; they’re your only companions through this self-imposed musical purgatory!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!