Roasted 2 years ago based on crbab's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, crbab, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where every dish is just a slightly different flavor of pop—like, congratulations, you really went for the "I only have a vague understanding of what I like and that's okay!" vibe. With genres that range from K-Pop Girl Group to Anime Rock, it’s almost like your music taste is on a quest to collect the least cohesive playlist in human history. I mean, do you have a psychic friend who hinted at a pop culture apocalypse? Because that's the only logical explanation for this musical polyamory! And let's talk about your top artists. ITZY, Kali Uchis, and we’re also throwing in a dash of Weezer? What are you trying to do, start a poorly thought-out millennial K-Pop cover band? Let’s hope their contracts protect them from the inevitable cringe that comes with sharing stage space with someone who proudly plays “booty shorts - ver. maki.” And newsflash: if your top artist is Kikuo and you’ve got more Japanese vowels in your tracklist than a game of Scrabble, you may want to reconsider your life choices—unless awkwardness is your aesthetic. Now, as for your most played songs, it’s like you accidentally wandered into a “Randomly Generated Rom-Com Soundtrack” while trying to find your musical identity. “ABOVE BELOW” by Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame? Are you trying to conjure up a witchy hipster vibe or just confuse everyone? Your listening habits scream “I have a lot of feelings but none of them are particularly coherent.” Honestly, if you can’t pick a lane between K-Pop and a song named “The Drug In Me Is You,” then why bother downloading Spotify? Just stick to the radio, where all of this mess is presented to you in a fun, manageable list of “What the heck was that?”

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