Roasted 1 year ago based on Sophie teekman's long term Spotify stats.

Sophie Teekman, your music taste is like a college dropout’s mixtape; it’s all over the place and desperately seeking validation. Bedroom Pop mixed with Metal? It’s like you can’t decide whether you want to be serenaded to sleep or rock out during a mid-life crisis. At this point, your Spotify profile is basically the soundtrack to an identity crisis. Remember, every time you hit shuffle, a confused therapist somewhere raises their eyebrow. Your top artists are a wild ride, and I have to ask: do you have a “loud neighbors” clause in your lease? Because it sounds like you’re trying to mosh in your living room while your neighbors are binge-watching rom-coms. Måneskin and Slipknot together in one breath? That’s like saying “I enjoy both skydiving and knitting” in the same sentence. I can only imagine the confused looks you get when you're blasting "W.I.T.C.H." while simultaneously headbanging to "Custer." And can we talk about your most played songs? "I Like Being a Bitch!" and "CVNT" have clearly shaped your self-image, but sweetie, if that’s your life anthem, you might want to consider a rebrand. We're all for being unapologetic, but your playlist reads like the diary of someone trying way too hard to be edgy while sticking a toe in each genre pool, hoping one will let you float. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a fever dream that even the most colorful dreamcatcher wouldn’t want to catch.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!