Roasted 1 year ago based on Oily's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Oily, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a teenager's existential crisis that got stuck in a ’90s time warp. Honestly, "Shoegaze"? More like "Please-Gaze-At-My-Not-So-Secret-Despair." What are you trying to do, conjure the spirit of your past self who wept and wrote poetry about how dark the clouds looked? You've got enough slowcore to single-handedly slow down the internet—it's like you’re trying to set a world record for the most atmospheric sadness per minute. You're one sad-sounding synth away from creating a rain-soaked B-side for a failed indie film. And can we talk about your top artists? Elliott Smith is crying tears of empathy for you, and Alex G is probably composing a heartfelt ballad about your state of wellness. It's like your playlist was curated in the basement of a sad boy’s support group where everyone’s too shy to admit they actually like pop music. How many times do you plan to listen to "Nutshell" by Alice In Chains before you realize it’s meant to serve as a cautionary tale, not a love song? At this point, your music taste screams "I own five flannels and a collection of regrets." But let's not overlook that somewhat impressive feat of playing "40 Days" by Slowdive ten times a week while still managing to avoid any form of actual human interaction. It seems like your most played songs list is basically a list of the most effective ways to completely withdraw from society. A commendable effort, really—roping in the emotional weight of “Clementine” while desperately trying to figure out if anyone would notice if you just disappeared into the void. Don't stress, Oily; we see you channeling your inner reclusive artist while the rest of us are just over here vibing to Cardi B. Good luck with your unraveling artistry; we all know you’ll just loop back to “I Want Wind to Blow” like the rest of us keep circling back to therapy.

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