Roasted 1 month ago based on Diddy blud's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Diddy blud’s Spotify profile, where tastes go to die slower than the British economy! I mean, your favorite genres read like a laundry list of existential crises — Alternative Rock, Britpop, Lo-Fi Indie? If there’s a category for whining into a pillow while staring out the window, I bet you’ve got that too. It's like you’ve curated your playlist around the theme “I only listen to music that makes me more depressed than I was before.” Honestly, with favorites that scream “please someone save me,” your Spotify is basically a therapy session disguised as a playlist. And let’s talk about those top artists. Tyler, The Creator and Coldplay? How do you go from existential dread to feeling like you’re in a cringy soda commercial in five seconds flat? You must have an emotional roller coaster that even Six Flags would envy! Plus, the only person who cares about Big Thief is the thousand other Spotify users just as confused about their life choices. Ever thought about a support group instead of a playlist? With Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a love for the most pretentious bands, it’s clear you’re one grumpy hipster away from starting your own sarcasm and beret-wearing club. Now we get to your most played songs. “Piano Man” by Billy Joel? That’s a classic choice for someone trying to convince the world they can handle genuine emotion, but we all know you just hit play when you're baking cookies alone and crying into the batter. And how many times can you truly spin “Creep” by Radiohead before we assume that it’s a self-portrait? Mix it up, Diddy blud! Put this poor playlist out of its misery; you’ve got a sonic graveyard that needs some TLC. Let’s hope your tastes eventually graduate from "sadboi soundtrack" to "I’m an adult who pays taxes."

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