Roasted 11 months ago based on ⁽⁠⁽-𑣲🫧♯⁾⁠⁾'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘˊ🌸⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠଒⁠⁾⁠⁾, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of K-Pop and exceptions to the laws of music taste! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary’s attempt to be edgy while still being the most mainstream cliché imaginable. Seriously, your genre list is longer than the actual lifespan of the songs you’ll abandon when the next viral TikTok trend hits. Bubblegum Pop? Hyperpop? Did your music taste take a detour through a neon candy store and then accidentally swipe left on anything with substance? Now, let’s talk about your top artists. I didn’t know a single profile could contain this many collective “fabulousness” without a disclaimer for excessive sparkle! You're practically a membership card for the K-Pop fandom, and honestly, if “Vibe” was a single charm bracelet, it would jingle like crazy every time you skipped to the next track. Britney Spears makes an appearance? Congratulations! I guess we know who you were vibing to during those emotional support dance parties behind closed doors, drowning in glitter and existential dread. As for your most played songs, I can practically hear the internal struggle—like a K-drama character caught between two lovers, your playlists are a chaotic mashup of desperation and overly dramatic ballads. “His Car Isn’t Yours?” Wow, if that isn’t an allegorical description of your dating life, I don’t know what is! With all that blaring noise and aesthetics, your musical journey must feel like a rollercoaster—except it’s mostly just going round and round on a merry-go-round of sugar-coated tunes. Get ready; those sugar highs are bound to leave you with a serious crash when the latest TikTok hits are ripped from the charts!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!