Roasted 9 months ago based on Aleksander Folkvord's long term Spotify stats.

Aleksander Folkvord, the man with tastes so eclectic they could make even a desperate public radio station programmer question their life choices. Your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic diary of a teenager who's way too into their cousin's mixtape from the '90s. With genres like "Russelåter" and "Epadunk" on your list—did you just eat a dictionary and spit out the contents, or are you actively trying to collect the worst genres known to humankind? One minute, you're rocking out to "Hard Rock," and the next you're swaying to "Country" as if trying to hide from your own poor life decisions. You’re basically a walking mid-life crisis in a hoodie. Your top artists are a beautifully tragic disaster. You’re an Eminem fan who somehow also jives with "Plumbo"—what is this, a high school musical audition gone horribly wrong? Ghost is the only band here that seems to understand the horror of your playlist. And who thought it was a good idea to mix Toby Keith and Kim Larsen while binging on "Sweet but Psycho"? At this point, your music taste has more personality shifts than a badly written reality show. One moment you’re headbanging to Metal, the next you're two-stepping like a bewildered Waiteellite trying to fit in at a tractor pull. As for your most played songs: God bless you for your loyalty to "Sweet but Psycho" and "Eye of the Tiger." It's like you’re desperately clinging to every '80s motivational cliché while also seeking therapy through Ava Max’s lyrics. But let’s not gloss over "There's Only One United (7" mix)." Are you trying to relive your glory days as a washed-up football fan, or are you just this deeply committed to embarrassing yourself? Overall, your profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s rom-com starring a character who will never quite understand that the past should stay where it belongs—preferably muffled under an avalanche of none of this “music.”

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