Roasted 2 years ago based on Valexiare's long term Spotify stats.

Valexiare, you have the musical taste of a teenager who just discovered a thrift store and thinks socks with sandals are a fashion statement. Your favorite genres read like a list of therapy sessions for hipsters, and I'm not sure what’s more confusing: your obsession with metaphysical terms like "POV: Indie" or the sheer number of genres you've piled up like it's a musical version of Tetris. "Dark R&B"? Please, we all know it’s just R&B with a sad Snapchat filter. And those top artists? Oh boy, it’s as if you walked into a coffee shop, ordered an iced oat milk latte, and asked the barista for their “most obscure playlist” on repeat. "Fish in a Birdcage"? Sounds like your Spotify shuffle is an audio rendition of an existential crisis. Not to mention, you’ve got serious commitment issues if you’re pouring your soul into “King of Disappointment” by Echos like it’s the soundtrack to your love life. Spoiler alert: it is. With artists like G-Eazy making the cut, it's clear your playlists are as confused as you are. Heading into your most played songs feels like an awkward social experiment in a parallel universe. “Frozen - The Voice Australia 2019 Performance / Live”? Has your Spotify account been hijacked by a group of drama queens with theatrical aspirations? You might as well yell “I’m one bad breakup away from starting my music career” and get it over with. With a collection like this, the only thing getting filled is the void where your taste should be. Just remember: it’s never too late to stop weaponizing your Spotify against humanity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!