Roasted 11 months ago based on mjairn's long term Spotify stats.

mjairn, your music taste is a beautiful mess of genres that could only be described as "I peaked in high school and now I'm trying too hard." With a favorite lineup that reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis, it's hard to believe you've got the nerve to call yourself a connoisseur of "Garage Rock" and "Alternative Rock." It's like you found a free Spotify account and couldn't decide which phase of your identity you wanted to embrace, so you decided to just shove them all into one chaotic playlist named, "Listen to Me, I'm Deep!" Your most played songs are practically a tribute to Nothing But Thieves, which leads me to wonder: are you a fan of their music or just stalking them? The sheer devotion you've shown them is the kind that usually warrants a restraining order. “Afterlife”? More like you’ve been stuck in your own personal limbo, wearing a black hoodie while furiously clicking "repeat" as if the universe will change and resurrect your soul with each listen. Meanwhile, you’re out here acting like you’ve got emotional depth when we all know you’re just following the trendiest band on Instagram. And let’s talk about that "Phonk" obsession. You do realize it’s just a more experimental term for the music you listen to while pretending to drive fast in your mom’s minivan, right? With your wide-ranging but surprisingly shallow playlist, it seems you’re less about enjoying the music and more about generic catchy riffs that you can hum in the shower as you ponder why you haven’t outgrown high school angst yet. So, mjairn, embrace your unique blend of teenage rebellion and nostalgia—just know most of us are rolling our eyes while we pretend not to notice you trying to find yourself through the same old tunes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!