Roasted 10 months ago based on centipedeanatomy's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the resident “Evil Frog Wizard” whose Spotify tastes scream “I never got over my high school heartbreak while obsessively watching K-Dramas.” With favorite genres ranging from K-Pop to Screamo, you’ve curated a playlist that feels like a teenage diary set to a soundtrack of existential dread and glitter. Honestly, this is a vibe check that should’ve been left on the bus back in 2010. What’s next, a masterclass on mixing crying with exaggerated dance moves? Your artist picks read like the wish list of someone who would sell their soul for a backstage pass to a concert—preferably one with a side of angst and glitter. “The Crane Wives” and “Mitski”? It’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate soundtrack for a teenage soap opera. I mean, with “We’ll Never Have Sex” topping your list, it's obvious you have more emotional baggage than a TSA checkpoint. Your Spotify profile practically writes itself: “Here lies evilfrogwizard, part-time wizard, full-time sad frog.” And let’s talk about those most played songs—who knew love could be so complicated and also sound like it was recorded in a bathroom stall? A playlist so eclectic it’s like a thrift store exploded, combining the sounds of nostalgia with “I probably should be in therapy right now.” You’ve managed to pull off that rare feat of combining the most random assortment of tunes that somehow all scream, “I’m trying to impress my ex, but they’re already happily married.” At this point, I’m convinced you’re not a wizard; you just really like to cast spells of confusion on anyone who dares to listen to your playlist.

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