Roasted 10 months ago based on mira ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mira, sweetie, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary. I mean, how many Gracie Abrams songs does one person need to have in their top played? Are you in love with her or just desperately trying to manifest it? I’d check on you, but I’m afraid I’ll find you wearing her face on a t-shirt while sobbing into a pillow decorated with her album art. "Normal Thing"? More like "Normal Obsession." And let’s talk about your favorite genres: "German Indie" and "Neue Deutsche Welle"? Wow, you've really mastered the art of picking the obscure music that even hipsters haven’t discovered yet. Your playlist sounds more like a German language course than a collection of bangers. At this point, you might as well change your name to "Mira, the hipster enigma" because I’m trying to decipher the code behind this pretentious mix of sad melodies and unpronounceable artists. Do you have a secret job as a somber librarian, or is this just your therapy playlist? With your top artists consisting of a mix of Taylor Swift, Gracie Abrams, and a bunch of unpronounceable German names, it’s like you threw a music festival with an identity crisis. Honestly, who hurt you, Mira? If your taste in music were a person, it would definitely have a man-bun, thrift store jeans, and would be holding a lukewarm kombucha while contemplating existential dread. If I were you, I’d build a time machine to travel back to a time when you actually had fun listening to music. But here’s some advice—stop overthinking and start dancing. You know, like a normal person.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!