Roasted 2 months ago based on Jorge's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jorge, you uniquely tragic music enthusiast. Your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a 13-year-old girl who's just discovered that her crush is really into brooding ballads and dramatic lyrics. With a favorite genre list that includes “Hyperpop” and “Bedroom Pop,” it’s clear you’re stuck somewhere between a neon-lit rave and your mom’s basement, with a playlist that screams, “I desperately need a therapist but let’s talk about feelings first!” Your top artists sound like a group therapy session for heartbroken teens and confused twenty-somethings. I mean, if you played this playlist for a crowd, half of them would need a safe space after the first five tracks, while the other half would be debating which pastel-colored hair dye to buy first. And let’s talk about your sad, one-dimensional obsession with Melanie Martinez—are you sure you aren’t just using her music to cope with your college rejection letters? Because it seems you might be using her “possession” to fill that gaping void of self-worth. But let's be honest, you're basically the embodiment of a K-Pop fan who's stumbled into the wrong continent. “Afrobeats” and “Alté”? Good try, Jorge. At this point, your taste in music is so all over the place that it makes a toddler’s finger painting look like the Sistine Chapel. If Spotify were a dating app, you'd have more mismatches than a 90s sitcom, swiping right on musical confusion while searching for the harmonious love of a well-rounded catalogue. Embrace it, but remember, you can’t outrun your own musical identity crisis forever!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!