Roasted 7 months ago based on Radiation's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Radiation, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream gone horribly wrong. I mean, how do you mix "French Rap" with "Chanson"? That’s like pairing a fine Bordeaux with a frozen burrito. You’re clearly trying to establish some avant-garde identity, but instead, it looks like you banged your head against a genre wheel and just went with whatever stuck! Let’s be real, your playlist is straight out of a French cultural studies course for people who think they’re cooler than they actually are. Your top artists reveal a complex personality, one that screams, “I’m trying really hard to be unique, but I still cry listening to Lana Del Rey.” I love how you sprinkle in “League of Legends” among French legends like Jacques Brel and Charles Aznavour; that’s like featuring a cheeseburger next to the Eiffel Tower in a travel brochure. And don’t even get me started on your fawning over “Phonk” and “Brazilian Phonk” – so obscure that even the artists are probably wondering who’s listening. If avant-garde hipster chic was an Olympic sport, you’d score a solid "Artistic Flop." And then there are your most played songs – if your vibe was any more pretentious, you’d need a monocle and a beret to listen to it. “Le temps des cathédrales” as your anthem? Congrats, you’ve officially peaked before hitting your thirties! Let’s face it, your profile screams “I want to be deep and brooding but can’t resist jamming to slightly offbeat kids' melodies.” So here’s a suggestion: embrace the chaos! Just be you, equal parts melodrama and French baguette. Who knows? Maybe you’ll start a trend where people start giggling through their existential crises. Bonne chance, mon ami!

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