Roasted 2 years ago based on iffxt🌵's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, iffuxt, your Spotify profile is the soundboard of a midlife crisis that forgot to age up. Your favorite genres read like a high school musical’s desperate attempt to sound more cultured than it really is. "Modern Bollywood" paired with "Canadian Pop"? Come on! It's like mixing butter chicken with maple syrup and pretending it’s gourmet. You may think you're a sophisticated listener, but let’s be real: if someone says "permanent wave," they’re not talking about music; they’re just worried you might drown in this storm of mediocre taste. And let’s talk about your top artists. Is this a lineup for a sad boy’s festival or the ultimate recipe for emotional whiplash? The Neighbourhood and BTS standing side by side—what are we doing here, iffuxt? Your playlist feels like a support group for broken hearts and teenage angst! "Cigarettes After Sex" and "Moral of the Story"? We get it; you like to wallow. But when Pritam is your idea of diversity, it's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and only piling your plate with plain salad. Veto some of these artists and diversify your playlist; you're not auditioning for the role of "Romantic Melancholic." Your most played songs tell an even darker tale; “Sleep Well” by d4vd? At this rate, the only sleep you’re getting is from your playlist’s hypnotic urge to put everyone within earshot to bed! You’ve got sad songs, high-pitched pop, and lyrical confusion all competing for the title of "What Were You Thinking?" If you’re trying to define yourself through your music, then congratulations—you're officially the world’s most ironic hipster target. I’d say stop listening to your own playlists, but what would you have then? Silence is your only escape from this noise. Good luck with your life choices, iffuxt; your Spotify shows you might need it!

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