Roasted 6 months ago based on Mikey's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mikey, your Spotify profile reads like the result of a musical experiment gone completely off the rails. Seriously, did you just throw a dart at a board of genres? Your playlist spans more genres than a middle school talent show, yet somehow you manage to sound like the world's least interesting iPod shuffle. K-Pop to Country? That’s like making a cake with both chocolate and ranch dressing—two worlds colliding that should never exist together, and yet here you are, proudly displaying your chaotic taste like a badge of honor. Your top artists are about as diverse as a plain cracker at a gourmet cheese platter. Taylor Swift and NF? Sounds like a therapy session where they accidentally invited the entire cast of Glee! And let’s not ignore "Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York)"—is that an artist or a Yelp review? I’ve seen less identity crisis in a mid-life suburban dad switching from golf to gardening, Mikey. Your music taste is the personification of “I can’t decide, so I’ll just do everything poorly!” And those most played songs—where's the coherence in that mess? "FEAR" by NF right before "Your Idol" by Saja Boys? Wow, what a rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you're worried about your life choices, and the next, you're trying to make sense of a cake-carrying duo in New York. I mean, who needs deep introspection when you can just admire “The Fate of Ophelia” while guiltily nodding to “Good Boy?” At this point, your Spotify account is like a middle child—desperate for attention and constantly trying to prove it can be as cool as the older sibling, but ultimately just floundering in sheer confusion.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!