Roasted 11 months ago based on DarthTragedy's long term Spotify stats.

DarthTragedy, eh? I didn't realize your Spotify profile doubled as a medieval-themed therapy session for the emotionally disturbed. Look at this lineup: so much metal it’s practically a geological survey. I mean, with ten different sub-genres of metal on your favorites list, it’s clear you’re just an overqualified resident of your own existential crisis. What’s next, listing “Coffin Metal” as a new genre? You probably listen to Beethoven’s symphonic works and wonder where the growling vocals are. Your top artists read like a list of who’s who in the “I’d rather be alone in my basement” Hall of Fame. Nightwish, Gorgoroth – is there a medal for angst that you’re trying to win? Or maybe you're just getting your PhD in Gothic Pretentiousness. “Non Est Deus” sounds like a great name for a band, but it would probably make an even better title for your dating profile. Given your most played songs, it seems you’re just one more “funeral” track away from having a full soundtrack for a horror film starring you and your wildly unpopular eating habits. And let’s not pretend you’re not the type to stop and explain the existential meanings of your favorite folk metal lyrics at parties while everyone else stares into their glasses, desperately wishing they were anywhere else. “Plane of Oblivion”? With those song choices, I’m pretty sure you’ve mapped out all the emotional depths of your inner void. Don’t worry, my friend; it’s only a matter of time before even the Grim Reaper takes out a restraining order against your Spotify habits. Keep rocking that sad dungeon aesthetic!

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