Roasted 1 year ago based on liliana's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Liliana, your taste in music is as scattered as your attention span during a three-minute song. We get it, you love pop so much that even your Spotify emoji screams “Basic Bitch.” With a palate that swings from "Modern Rock" to "POV: Indie," I half-expect your next favorite genre to be “Sounds of a Broken Heart” or “Guilty Pleasures While Crying.” It’s like you grabbed every genre that sounded cool and tossed them into a blender, hitting ‘smoothie’ on repeat until no one could tell what flavor you were even trying for. Your top artists read like a middle school yearbook signed with all the clichés. Taylor Swift? We know you’ve played more Taylor than a groupie at a sold-out concert. “Call It What You Want” is practically your anthem for being indecisive about which flavor of vanilla you should get at the ice cream shop. And let’s take a moment to appreciate the presence of "X-Tense" among the legends. Who knew your Spotify was moonlighting as a high school talent show? With a name like that, I can only assume their music is a prelude to a bad decision. As for your most played songs: are you trying to create a soundtrack for a mid-sized car commercial? Because it genuinely sounds like you've been on the same emotional rollercoaster for the last decade and are still looking for that elusive happy ending. “But Daddy, I Love Him”? With lyrics like that, I can only hope your dating life isn’t as tragic as your music choices. Spice it up a little, Liliana! The musical world is vast, yet here you are, diving deep into the shallow end of the Spotify pool, hoping to find a floatie that’s just good enough to stay afloat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!