Roasted 11 months ago based on hudsonn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Hudsonn – the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone wild! Seriously, your profile reads like a teenager’s mixtape from 2015 who just discovered the "genres" tab and thought, “Why not all of them?” You’ve got more favorite genres than most people have fingers, and yet somehow you still only listen to Denzel Curry on repeat. It’s like having 10,000 songs on your playlist but only being really into one artist’s side projects. Talk about having commitment issues! And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve curated a list that looks like a high school dropout's fantasy of the greatest hits of late-night radio! It’s a wild mix, I’ll give you that – from the cerebral musings of Kendrick Lamar to the frat party anthem vibes of Lil Baby. But it feels like you’re just trying to impress everyone by pretending you can enjoy both Kanye's genius and Drake's wannabe Shakespearean drama without question. It’s a musical identity crisis that screams, "I don’t really know who I am, but I know I want to listen to ALL THE THINGS!" Now, those most played songs? C'mon, man, how many times can you cycle through the same Denzel Curry tracks before it becomes an obsession? At this point, your Spotify account is just a sad shrine to a one-sided relationship with an artist who might not even know you exist. If I wanted to hear the same song relabeled over and over, I’d just ask for a playlist of “Hudsonn’s Regrets in Life.” You’re practically the definition of 'going hard' while sitting on your couch, and it’s hilarious but also kind of tragic. Just remember, variety is the spice of life, and right now your playlist is just bland oatmeal with a side of existential dread.

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