Roasted 8 months ago based on what murda?'s long term Spotify stats.

What murda? More like, what on Earth are you listening to? Your Spotify profile looks like the chaotic soundtrack to a rave party thrown by hyperactive squirrels on hallucinogens. Seriously, did you just throw a bunch of genres and artists into a blender and then hit “max speed”? Gabber and Khaleeji together? That’s like trying to mix oil and water; it just doesn’t work unless you’re trying to make a disaster smoothie. And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you gathered the most obscure names possible to make your profile read like a lost chapter from a world music encyclopedia. I mean, with artists like "العالمي" and “Omar Souleyman” in your top 5, I half expect to see a “Where’s Waldo?” reference by the time I scroll down your most played tracks. What even is “Mahraganat”? I’d ask for a definition, but I suspect it’s something you cooked up your own self and now want the world to take seriously. You’ve basically created a playlist for when you’re trying to confuse your friends into believing you have eclectic taste while they’re just concerned you’ve suffered a severe slip in sanity. And those most played songs? Not a single one has a title that doesn’t sound like it belongs in a meme generator. “Slaves to the Rave”? Please. Are you secretly living in an underground bunker, plotting the inevitable rave apocalypse? Your taste puts the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional; it’s like you went on a nostalgia trip and ended up at a theme park designed by someone who thinks “Happy Hardcore” is a personality type. So keep that playlist going until further notice, friend. Who needs therapy when you can simply blast your “time bomb” of a profile at innocent bystanders and have them questioning their life choices?

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists