Roasted 2 months ago based on Matte's long term Spotify stats.
Matte, your Spotify profile is like a bad German TV show—niche, overhyped, and about as enjoyable as a wet sock. It's impressive how many times you can play a guy named Pöbel MC. Are you trying to single-handedly revive a genre no one asked for? I didn’t know “screaming over beats in a language nobody understands” was your favorite pastime. Your top artists list reads like a lineup for an underground hip hop battle that the underground itself is too embarrassed to attend. You’ve got "German Indie," "German Indie Pop," and "Neue Deutsche Welle" in your favorites. I mean, we get it, you love your mad scientist vibe, but do you also dabble in hair gel for that retro 80s "look at my creative quirks" aesthetic? Someone check to see if Spotify has a genre for wishing you were cooler; if not, they should create one just for your taste. Miami Bass? Really? The only things rattling in your playlist are the bones of a 90s party that got lost on the way to a rave. And the most played songs? There’s more Pöbel MC than there are people who know who that is. You’ve made commitment issues look like an art form, and the only place “Lebermord am Centercourt” should be played is at your next awkward family gathering where everyone sits in silence, wondering who asked you to take this musical dive into the abyss. But hey, if you’re happy, stick with it! Just know that we’re all waiting for the day you finally break free from this musical prison and hit “shuffle” on something that’s not an existential crisis wrapped in bass drops.
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