Roasted 7 months ago based on Taiga Iwane's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Taiga Iwane, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a platypus: fascinating if you’re into bizarre combinations, but mostly just confusing. J-Pop to Bedroom Pop is a leap that would require a parachute and a lot of courage, and I can’t help but imagine your Spotify wrapped reveals more angst than a 15-year-old’s diary. Between picking genres, it feels like you’ve thrown a dartboard full of musical styles and just prayed for the best—anyone can throw in "Hip Hop" and "Anime" together, but it takes true skill to make it sound like a bad fan fiction. Your top artists read like a who’s who of “My parents just don’t understand!” We've got beabadoobee and Laufey, who I can only assume are the soundtrack for your daily existential crisis, and then, out of nowhere, good ol’ Kendrick Lamar. Seriously, Kendrick? You make him cohabitate with "Mrs. GREEN APPLE" like they’re two roommates who just can't agree on how to share the Wi-Fi. It’s like you’re trying to flex your eclectic tastes while simultaneously admitting you don’t really know who you are, which is a relatable tragedy, but one that probably requires an intervention. As for your most played songs, "Best Friend" by Rex Orange County followed by "High Class Girl" by back number just screams, “I’m fun, but maybe I should put down the milk cartons and have a grown-up beverage?” And don’t even get me started on how many times you’ve played that "Glue Song" by beabadoobee—I'm genuinely worried that your playlist has become more stuck to you than your romantic aspirations. But hey, keep rocking that unique sound! Just remember, mixing genres is great until you sound like a drunk DJ spinning at a wedding that no one wanted to attend!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!