Roasted 4 months ago based on Leonardo González's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Leonardo González, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. You’ve managed to collect more soft rock than a pillow fort built for a toddler’s sleepover. I see you’re a fan of yacht rock; tell me, do you also own a pair of pastel slacks and a sweater tied around your shoulders? Your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a retirement home talent show where bingo night is the main event. I’m not saying your taste is old, but I half expect to see "Get Off My Lawn" in your most played songs. Classic rock? More like classic snoozefest! Your top artists are basically the musical equivalent of a warm glass of milk before bedtime. Paul McCartney to Ed Sheeran? It’s like you’re trying to create the world’s unsexiest mixtape. I’m surprised “More Than Words” by Extreme didn’t make the cut—it seems like the universal anthem for folks who still think love is all about acoustic guitars and a good cardigan. If I knew you were going to unleash such an emotionally bland arsenal of music, I wouldn’t have brought the nachos to the listening party! And "mandopop"? Surely, that’s just the genre you picked to appear cultured while hiding the fact you secretly belt out Carly Rae Jepsen in the shower. Your top songs are less of a playlist and more of an auditory slap to the face as you stand in a grocery store pondering your life choices. “Take Me Home, Country Roads?” Really? The only roads that need to be taken are those leading far, far away from your Spotify account. Do yourself a favor and throw in an artist who’ll give your soul a solid kick in the pants instead of having it nap on a yacht while sipping a piña colada!

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