Roasted 11 months ago based on Tunnelvision's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Tunnelvision, probably waiting for the next soft pop ballad to soothe their existential crisis. With a Spotify profile that could pass as the soundtrack for a middle school drama club, you’ve managed to curate a playlist that runs the emotional gamut from “slightly peppy” to “let’s cry in a corner and listen to K-Pop.” Seriously, is the soft pop genre a cry for help? Those favorites read like a musical version of a participation trophy. Let’s dive into your top artists because wow, they’re a real who’s who of who even cares? With Levent Geiger leading the pack like he’s the chosen one, I can’t help but chuckle at the fact that you’ve turned “artists who struggle to find a genre” into your entire personality. Johnny Orlando and One Direction? Your taste screams “I peaked in high school” louder than any Maroon 5 fade-out. Not to mention your love for Christian music; it’s like your playlist's trying to repent for your questionable life choices. Most played songs dominated by Levent Geiger? Are you sure you aren’t secretly one of his backup dancers trying to market his mediocre hits? “Yeah” is a prayer for your Spotify recommendations to hit the gym and be less cringeworthy. With a spread that includes everything from Brazilian Phonk to the euphoric genre of tropical house, you’ve successfully crafted the sounds of a summer vacation that never happened. If Tunnelvision were a movie, the ending would just be you hitting "replay" on "YEAH" while the world outside goes on without you.

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