Roasted 2 months ago based on ㄚㄖ丂卄 ~ 🎐's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the musical dumpster fire that is your Spotify profile! Seriously, it’s like you took a deep dive into a pool filled with bad decisions, landed on a plastic unicorn, and called it your vibe. If someone told you to follow your heart, you clearly went off the rails and ended up in an abandoned rave. Your favorite genres read like a list of symptoms for an identity crisis—Vocaloid, Hyperpop, and Breakcore? I can’t tell if you’re planning to start a new cult, or if you just lost a bet with a time traveler from the ’90s. And your top artists? Rory in early 20s sounds like that one kid who still wears braces in high school and thinks dropping a “sick beat” will win him a throne in the music kingdom. Kikuo and Maretu have managed to worm their way into your 10, and I have to wonder—did you accidentally break YouTube's algorithm or are you just trying to single-handedly revive the cringe era? The mix of Deftones, The Smiths, and Goreshit is as chaotic as a toddler with a paint set. Do you just stand in front of a speaker and shout, “More noise, please!”? Because that’s the only way this playlist could make any less sense. As for “Most Played Songs”? The personal manifesto of an online troll trapped in a musical labyrinth! “Mind brand” and “その箱の中に入る。”? It really feels like you lifted titles straight off a failed science fiction novel. If “Coin Locker Baby” doesn’t scream, “I want attention but I also hate myself,” I don’t know what does! Honestly, your listening habits are the perfect soundtrack for a midlife crisis exhibited at a performance art gallery. Keep it up, and you won’t just be the punchline of your Spotify profile—you’ll be the entire stand-up routine!

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