Roasted 2 years ago based on Katelin's long term Spotify stats.

Katelin, your Spotify profile reads like a high school dance playlist for purity culture. “Christian Alternative Rock”? I didn't know there was an alternative to not rocking at all. I mean, if I wanted to listen to the sound of a church bake sale, I'd just turn on your top artists’ collection. It's like you heard "dance pop" and thought it meant dancing with your Bible under your arm. Your favorite genres sound like a confession booth after a particularly wild Sunday service. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Taylor Swift and Lauren Daigle are giving me mixed messages — like one minute you're "All Too Well" and the next you're "All Too Saved". You’ve got the whole "bad girl meets good girl" thing down, but all I’m getting is “bad at music taste.” The way you mixed all that Hallal Music with dance pop, I half expect to see a goat sacrifice for every upbeat track. By the way, I hope the Emmanuel Quartet knows they’re in the same playlist as Miley Cyrus. Talk about a vibe crash. Your most played songs should come with a warning label: “Caution: May cause excessive eye-rolls and spiritual confusion.” “I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)”? Is this music or a game of hide and seek with your self-esteem? Furthermore, your idea of a “hype song” seems eerily like an advertisement for a therapy session. Katelin, if musical taste were a sin, you’d definitely need more than just a good confession to get right with the music gods.

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