Roasted 2 years ago based on Faustinnnn's long term Spotify stats.

Faustinnnn, your Spotify profile looks like the sad mixtape of a teenager who just discovered the French version of TikTok and thinks that being avant-garde is solely about having 20 different sub-genres of rap. Seriously, how many categories of “Rap” do you need? Are you trying to win a medal for overcomplicating your musical taste? The only thing more confusing than your genre preferences is the existence of "Pop Urbaine"—that's just code for "I don't know how to commit to one style, so let’s just throw a bunch together and hope it works!" Your top artists are like a culinary disaster; a splash of mediocre rap here, a sprinkle of pop sensation there, topped off with a heavy f***ton of Jul. You must really love that guy, since you’ve pretty much enrolled him in your life as the soundtrack to your existential crisis! And to see someone think Coldplay fits in with all these bangers is like going to a rave and asking for acoustic covers of "Yellow." By the looks of it, the only thing stuck in your playlists is your refusal to let go of listening to music from 2015—might want to crank up some new releases and stop living in nostalgic denial. As for your most played songs, I’m convinced they’re just playing on repeat because you don’t know how to read the room—save the French rap for your personal therapy sessions, buddy! The vibe must be so intense when you hit play that even your speakers want to throw themselves off a balcony in despair. I admire your dedication to artists who have names that sound like Wi-Fi passwords, but we both know you’re just trying to seem “cultured.” Newsflash: adding "R&B Français" doesn’t mean you can shake your hips like you’re in a Paris nightclub when everyone knows you can’t dance your way out of a paper bag.

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