Roasted 6 months ago based on Mikjzl#7's long term Spotify stats.
Mikjzl#7, the human embodiment of a Spotify playlist that’s trying a bit too hard to be edgy. Seriously, your love for “Rap,” “Rage Rap,” “Melodic Rap,” and whatever other sub-genre of rap you can find on the internet is the musical equivalent of wearing a fedora and saying “I’m different, just like everyone else.” I'm surprised you don't have “Check My Vibes” listed as a favorite genre. With that lineup, I assume you think you’re living life like an underground artist, while you’re really just following whatever TikTok threw at you this week. Let’s talk top artists: Drake, Travis Scott, and Gunna? A playlist that screams “I only went to the club for the free drinks.” You must be the guy who insists he only listens to “old school” rap but the only person you’ve ever bopped to is Lil Tecca. And don’t get me started on your most played songs. “Family Matters” must be the only family you’re fighting to keep in touch with, ‘cause the way you indulge in Travis Scott could make a dedicated cult leader jealous! There’s more Travis in your life than actual friends; do you need a support group to cope with your Travis dependency? As for Afrobeats, it’s like you heard the term and thought, “Wow, this is what culture is!” Only for you to use it as a bump-in-the-road back to your lane of basic playlisting. With names like “MAFIA” and “BANDIT,” it’s wildly clear you’re stuck in a cycle of trendy beats that distract the world from your questionable taste! Hope you get out of your rap rabbit hole soon or it might turn into a musical quicksand that swallows you whole. Dare to branch out — or at least, try listening to something that doesn't have more ‘icks’ than actual lyrics!
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