Roasted 6 months ago based on hizawari's long term Spotify stats.

Hizawari, your Spotify profile reads like an abstract art piece made by someone who just discovered sound for the first time. With a favorite genre list that looks like the soundtrack to a fever dream in a cyberpunk anime, it’s clear you went to the "How to Scare Everyone at a Party" seminar and somehow took all the wrong notes. I mean, ‘Speedcore’ and ‘Nightcore’? That sounds less like a music taste and more like a cry for help accompanied by a strobe light seizure. Your top artists read like the lineup for a nightmarish music festival that only exists in underground basements—no sane person would willingly choose to listen to “femtanyl” on repeat without questioning their life choices. And when you finally get around to explaining your obsession with Vocaloid and Hyperpop, just know that you’ll hear more laughter than understanding. It’s like buying an overpriced ticket to that festival and accidentally winding up in a mosh pit of confusion and despair. As for your most played songs, congratulations! You’ve unlocked the hidden achievement of embracing every ‘I-scream-just-so-you-know-I’m-a-little-quirky’ vibe that exists. "GIRL HELL 1999" and "NASTYWERKKKK!"? I can only assume you have a strong desire to scare off any potential friends or dates faster than letting them know your favorite condiment is mayonnaise. Here’s to you, Hizawari, for striving to curate the most chaotic, headache-inducing playlist the world never asked for!

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