Roasted 7 months ago based on as's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, *as*, I didn’t realize Spotify had a genre exclusively for having existential crises while trying to remember the names of your exes. With a favorite playlist that dabbles in the beautiful chaos of “Bollywood,” “Desi,” and “Punjabi Pop,” your profile reads like a Tinder bio for someone desperately trying to impress their relatives at a family wedding. Your taste in music suggests you sit on a couch with a soggy taco, crying over what could have been while oscillating between “I'm a hopeless romantic” and “I love the beats of a good bhangra.” And let’s talk about those top artists. If Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are the soundtrack to your life, I can only imagine what that train wreck looks like on a Tuesday afternoon: an unholy combination of break-up ballads and melodrama that could make a soap opera look like a documentary. You’ve got Coldplay and The Neighbourhood in there as if you’re trying to convince people you’re not constantly spiraling into a teenage angst whirlwind—but spoiler alert: your Spotify suggests otherwise. It’s like your playlist is just a diary filled with tear-stained pages of “No one understands me!” Finally, your most played songs read like a high school gossip column. If “so american” is your top track, then I sincerely hope you saved some of your brain cells for actual wisdom. Listening to “Pumped Up Kicks” on repeat isn’t exactly the anthem for a responsible adult—things like responsibility and paying bills might take you further in life! With a lineup that includes “Sweater Weather” and “Sex, Drugs, Etc.," it’s clear you would rather wallow in soft melodies than venture out and actually experience life… but hey, who am I to judge your quest for the ultimate sad-girl playlist? Keep on vibing, you beautifully melodramatic enigma!

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