Roasted 2 years ago based on Rx Omolo's long term Spotify stats.

Rx Omolo, huh? With a genre list that looks like a buffet table exploded at a hipster picnic, it’s no wonder you’re confused about your musical identity. How many genres do you need? At this point, you’ve got more categories than a grocery store, and I’m just waiting for "Weirdly Specific Korean Indie Folk" to show up next. Do you have a favorite genre or are you just collecting them like Pokémon cards? “Catch ‘em all” must really mean “confuse everyone with your eclectic taste” in your case. And let’s talk about your top artists for a moment. Congrats on being the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm! You’ve got the consistency of a middle school crush—super intense but ultimately forgettable. Seriously, how are you going to flop so hard at being original while jamming to the same 10 artists every day? With this line-up, it feels like your playlists are less about vibes and more about impressively predictable outcomes. What’s next? Travelling to Canada just to say you’ve met Drake while trying to convince him he's your best friend? Now, looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve developed quite the relationship with Travis Scott. I mean, it’s nearly a full-blown obsession, if we’re being honest. It’s like you’re playing his tracks on repeat just to get your ex’s attention from across the room. Your Spotify history looks like the world’s most dedicated tribute to “Wanna Be Influencer.” At this rate, I half expect your bio to read, “I format my personality around the same songs that even sleeping bags can ignore.” So here’s to you, Rx Omolo! Keep trying, and don’t forget—it’s never too late to explore a new genre… or makings of a good roast!

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