Roasted 10 months ago based on Lex's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lexi's Spotify profile: where the only thing thicker than your love for indie folk is the dust collecting on your social life. Seriously, how many times are you going to sit there strumming your air guitar to the melodrama of Midwest emo while your actual emotions are in a perpetual state of angst? At this rate, "Folk" should be a genre in therapy sessions because that’s where it's taking you — straight to the couch for a good cry over your ex's Instagram posts. And can we talk about your top artists? The Lumineers and Mumford & Sons — wow, groundbreaking! Two bands that sound like they got lost on a road trip to a farmer’s market. Honestly, at this point, you could probably create an entire playlist featuring songs that’ll make a middle-aged dad at a backyard barbecue shed a solitary tear. Maybe it’s not the playlist that needs improvement, but your taste in music… or is that too much to ask from someone who probably owns way too many flannels and spends weekends discussing the merits of vinyl vs. streaming while sipping organic kombucha? You’ve got some real gems hidden in there though; "Cardiac Arrest" by Bad Suns? A fitting title for the cardiovascular damage your taste in music is inflicting on the rest of us. I mean, who needs variety when you can listen to sad songs about farm life and heartbreak every single day? Congratulations, Lexi! You’ve found a way to make music feel like a long night in a coffee shop that closes ten minutes after you walk in. So, here’s to you: the queen of indie-sob and the princess of emotional acoustics! Keep the vibes coming, even if they’ll eventually push us all to switch our playlists to something with just a hint of optimism.

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