Roasted 3 months ago based on uhmricky's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's uhmricky, the poster child for emotional teenage angst and all things "I listen to sad music because I’m deep." Your favorite genres read like an Instagram bio for a kid who just discovered that life can be hard. Emo Rap? What are you, 15? I half expect to find a “Why Was I Born?” tattoo adorning your wrist and a sepia-toned photo of your most recent crush pasted inside your locker. How many times have you listened to “Chamber Of Reflection” while staring thoughtfully out a rainy window? Spoiler alert: The answer is more times than you've shown any actual personality. You’ve got a top artist list that sounds like someone emptied their “lit” playlist into a blender and hit puree. I mean, Lil Peep and XXXTENTACION are great for wallowing in self-pity, but have you considered expanding your horizons a bit? Have you even heard of bands that don't sound like they recorded their albums in a basement? Lord Huron? Beach House? I’m pretty sure those names pop up when someone accidentally walks into a coffee shop filled with emotionally unstable hipsters. The only thing more depressing than your playlist is your life choices—and let’s face it, those are competing for the title of “Most Sad.” And don’t even get me started on those most played songs—“i was only temporary (Slowed + Reverb)” just screams, "My dating life is a dumpster fire." You must really resonate with tracks about heartbreak if that's what gets the most spins. Between your tracks about fleeting love and sorrowful reflections, it's a wonder you’re not penning the next great American emo novel. Seriously, you’ve turned Spotify into your own personal therapy session, and all I can say is: If introspection is a sport, I hope you get a trophy—because you’ve certainly mastered the art of self-indulgence!
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