Roasted 1 year ago based on Imayen's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Imayen, what’s with the Spotify profile? I see you’re trying to be the poster child for Afrobeats—are we expecting a world record for the most genres crammed into one playlist? Seriously, with "Afrobeats", "Afrobeat", "Afropop", "Afropiano" and whatever "Afroswing" is, I think you just invented the musical equivalent of a food allergy. What's next, “AfroDanish”? You've tackled every single genre that vaguely hints at Africa just so you can pretend to be an international music connoisseur while actually circling the depths of your pet hamster’s Spotify playlists. But let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? It’s like your Spotify account is a beauty pageant for soundwaves that make people question your taste. Kendrick Lamar and Chris Brown? More like "I can’t decide between lyrical genius and a guy who decided to punch his way to the top." And Don Toliver? Sure, let’s throw in a pinch of 'slight obsession' just for flavor. You seriously need to rethink this lineup unless you want people to mistake you for that friend who still thinks getting “lit” means loading up a single candle at the party. And those most played songs? Ah, “Kimdracula” by Deftones? It sounds like a B-grade horror movie featuring a vampire who couldn’t handle his cholesterol. “Sossaup” by KAYTRAMINÉ? I can only assume every time you play it, the sound of your dignity just drips silently away. Honestly, it’s like your Spotify account is living proof that you’re a shopaholic but instead of buying clothes, you’re just collecting musical impulse purchases. Congrats, Imayen! You’ve officially captured the sound of a midlife crisis in playlist form.

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