Roasted 1 year ago based on Leimusi's long term Spotify stats.

Leimusi, your Spotify profile is so cluttered with Chinese pop that I'm half-expecting you to drop an exclusive track titled "Stuck in 2005." Seriously, your music taste reads like a cooking recipe for the most niche pop mixtape ever – a twist of C-Pop, a sprinkle of Mandopop, and a dollop of K-Pop, just enough to make any self-respecting hipster gag. With a playlist packed tighter than a can of sardines, you're conducting a one-person symphony of desperation trying to give your high school crush a reason to text you back. Spoiler alert: it didn't work then, and it's not going to work now. Your top artists list is like a who’s who of "Please Don’t Judge Me." I mean, Jay Chou is a legend, sure, but the rest of your playlist sounds like an infomercial for a "Try Not to Cringe" challenge on YouTube. If I wanted to hear something both catchy and utterly embarrassing, I'd just blast your most played songs through a karaoke machine, then immediately set fire to it for the sake of humanity. There’s really no other way to say this: you've got enough Elva Hsiao to fund a small country's pop music education program, and even that feels like a punishment. Honestly, Leimusi, you need to step up your game. It’s 2023, not 2008! Your Spotify is like the waiting room of a dentist who's five years overdue for a good cleaning. How about shaking things up with a little variety? Sprinkle in some "normal" music, or at least consider adding artists that don’t sound like they’re auditioning for the role of "most likable person in a cheesy drama." If you’re going to hold a concert in your living room, at least let the guests know it’s a "No Judging Zone" first – or better yet, just keep the curtains closed and hope nobody finds out your dirty little secret!

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