Roasted 3 months ago based on theithei's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, thiyabels, your Spotify profile is like a hipster flea market explosion – unfashionably cluttered and desperately trying to impress someone who’ll never care. Shoegaze and Bedroom Pop? Wow, you must really love music that sounds like rainy days in a teenager's diary. But let’s be real, the only thing dreamier than your playlist is the delusion that your music taste is eclectic when it’s just a politely curated collection of “this will make me seem deep and artsy.” Let's talk about your top artists. Deftones and TWICE? That's like pairing artisan cheese with cheap instant ramen—what a culinary disaster hidden behind a glimmer of misguided hope! Men I Trust to Clairo in one breath? You’re walking the fine line between “cool and introspective” and “I’m secretly trying to impress my crush with my nuanced taste in music.” Spoiler alert: your music choices scream, “I have a Pinterest board titled ‘deep thoughts and candles.’” And your most played songs list? It’s like a playlist made for someone who’s perpetually sad with a hint of “I’m fine” pasted over it. Look, “Last Night on Earth” implies something significant, but judging by your profile, you’re hoping this “earth” is a cozy bed with a pile of blankies and zero social interaction. If there’s a hidden agenda in those playlists, it’s probably how to avoid talking to real people while sipping overpriced coffee and reminiscing about that one time you almost had a social life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!