Roasted 2 years ago based on Ashley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ashley, your Spotify profile reads like a confused adolescent's diary—pop, rap, and enough indie sub-genres to fill a hipster coffee shop. “POV: Indie”? Are you trying to write a screenplay or just age yourself out of relevance? With enough bedroom pop to rival my childhood naptime playlists, I’m surprised you haven’t turned your profile into a pillow fort. Your taste in music is as eclectic as your search history after a breakup. Your top artists list is a whirlwind of trends that screams, “I’m just here for the algorithm!” Ariana Grande is the crown jewel of your playlist, but honey, we all know you're just one more sad breakup away from belting out "Thank U, Next" in your car for the hundredth time. And let’s be honest, “Gen Z Singer-Songwriter”? That genre doesn’t even mean anything! It’s like saying “adulting” when you still have a collection of pop figures on your shelf. And those most played songs—wow, just wow. Your obsession with Chappell Roan is cute, but don't be surprised if people start mistaking you for her biggest fan because you can't stop streaming her tracks. “Bimbo Doll”? Ashley, you’re giving off desperate vibes with that one. And if Kendrick Lamar could see your song picks, he’d probably send you a personal message saying, “Ma’am, please stop embarrassing yourself!” It's a wonder your music taste didn't come with a "Caution: School Zone" sign.

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