Roasted 2 years ago based on Deidre Azevedo Ball's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Deidre Azevedo, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Your music taste is like a chaotic mixtape made by a teenage girl who just discovered menstrual cycle mood swings. You've got rock, lo-fi covers, and emo—all the vital ingredients to create a soundtrack for your next existential crisis. If "Alternative R&B" were a color, it would be the deep shade of “please help me” that you managed to infuse into every single playlist. Even your top artists sound like the result of throwing a dart at a wall of random genre names—you’ve somehow tried to capture the essence of every awkward phase you’ve ever had without fully committing to one. And can we talk about your song choices? "She's My Witch" by "Fireflies" sounds like the anthem that plays when someone in an indie movie realizes they can’t keep dating people with red flags the size of Texas. Add "IDGAF" by Dua Lipa and “You Make Me Sick!” by Ashnikko to that mix, and you've got the perfect soundtrack for someone who claims to love "classic rock" but hasn’t actually listened to an entire Led Zeppelin album in their life. It’s a wonder how your playlists can double as therapy sessions while simultaneously throwing shade at your own life choices. Let’s not forget your obsession with Dounia, which is like saying you love avocado toast because it’s trendy, but deep down, you’re just waiting for your coffee to kick in. Your top songs are basically the soundtrack of the world's biggest "I’m fine, really!" lie. Seriously, "Nudes In The Pool"? That’s not a song; that’s a cry for help! With all that alternative pop and emo chaos swirling in your ears, it's a miracle you can even hear your inner monologue over the noise. But hey, keep doing you, Deidre! After all, someone’s got to keep that Spotify algorithm confused.

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