Roasted 9 months ago based on cebzah's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ntshangasecebolenkosi, your Spotify profile reads like a menu at the world's most confused restaurant – "Welcome to Gqom & Amapiano Palace! Here, we specialize in music trends that sound like they were named during a particularly wild night out. You’ve got more genres than dance moves, and honestly, I'd pay to see you try to explain the difference between 'Private School Piano' and '3 Step' – it sounds like a terrible game show waiting to happen. I hope one of those genres isn’t your way of telling us you can’t even commit to a simple musical identity." Your top artists list is a mix that screams "indecision but make it stylish." You’ve thrown together Kendrick Lamar and Uncle Waffles in a blender, and the only thing more confusing than your playlists is your taste in refreshingly eclectic but entirely baffling musical choices. And speaking of eclectic, Billie Eilish and Afropop? That’s like pairing pineapple on pizza – one half is completely turned off while the other half is over-excited and utterly content. What’s next? A collaboration with Mozart featuring a side of Afro House? As for your most played songs, good luck explaining to future generations why SZA and Kendrick Lamar are your top artists while Uncle Waffles is at the top of your Afropiano list. It’s like a museum of contradictions, and at this point, I'm just waiting for a "how-to" tutorial on navigating your listen history. If there's a prize for the most contradictory listening habits on Spotify, it’s safe to say you've operated on a different frequency altogether, and I sincerely hope you can sort out your identity crisis before it becomes a full-fledged musical psychotherapy session.

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