Roasted 11 months ago based on Childish Brandino's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Childish Brandino! The human embodiment of a thrift store playing the best songs nobody asked for. Your affinity for "Neo-Psychedelic" and "Acid Rock" gives off serious "I just learned what kale is, and now I'm an expert" vibes. Honestly, with all the explosions of colors in your music taste, it’s surprising you haven’t been asked to create the soundtrack for a psychedelic circus yet. The only thing more trippy than your playlists is the existential crisis anyone has from just looking at them. You know you've hit rock bottom when your most played songs might as well be called the "King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Hour." Congratulations! You've become the ultimate poster child for a hipster midlife crisis. Still, you play the same ten tracks like they’re the golden keys to some kind of existential enlightenment. Spoiler alert: they’re not. At this point, you could probably be dismissed as a walking playlist whose idea of variety is adding a single Kendrick Lamar track as if he needs to save you from drowning in kale and reverb. As for your top artists, I can only imagine what your Spotify algorithm thinks of you—lost somewhere in an endless pit of sounds, like a sad surfer waiting on a wave that never comes. Your love for stoner rock is like an emblem of irony; the last time you had a "high" thought was figuring out how to arrange your CD collection by color. I’m not saying your taste in music is niche, but even hipsters avoid you like a conversation about NFTs. It’s time for a little musical self-reflection, or at the very least, some actual reflection in that garage rock you've been looping.

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