Roasted 2 years ago based on madi's long term Spotify stats.

Madi, your Spotify is like a buffet of basic b*tch music choices, and honey, someone definitely left the door open. "Rap," "Pop," "Hip Hop," and "Canadian Pop"? I mean, who hurt you? You say you like "Urban Contemporary," which is just a fancy way of saying you pick your tunes based on how likely they are to get played at brunch while everyone talks about their NFT investments. Seriously, your playlist screams, "Help I’m trapped in a car full of influencers!" And the top artists? Wow, is that a list or a group therapy session for people who peaked in the 2010s? You’ve got The Weeknd and Drake – the perfect soundtrack for crying into your overpriced oat milk latte while posting sad quotes about self-love on Instagram. Meanwhile, your most played songs list reads like a list of things, even Spotify is confused about whether they should exist. "Dead n Gone" twice? Did you need a backup for when you inevitably get sick of the first one, or are you just prepping for the world's most depressing karaoke night? Let’s not even get started on your obsession with "Metro Boomin"; is this a music account or a fan club for producers who are *really* good at making beats for the deeply mediocre? You’ve taken "Pop Rap" to a whole new level of unoriginal, and you seem to have a serious thing for songs that sound like they were all made in the same sterile studio filled with scented candles and student debt. Kudos for keeping it on-brand, but honestly, at this point, your music taste is just a silent cry for help. Time to spice it up, Madi – this is your ultimate midlife crisis of music, and it’s time for a revamp!

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