Roasted 9 months ago based on ryland's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ryland, your Spotify profile is like a middle school art project that a kid named “Ryland” made—too many genres thrown together with no clear direction, and yet you still somehow think you deserve a participation trophy. “Cloud Rap”? Are you literally rapping with your head in the clouds? Because that’s the only place you’d find music like this unless you're trying to get all existential about your feelings while floating in a daydream! Newsflash: the only thing more confused than your playlist is the people who listen to it. Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to a teenager’s emo phase mixed with the confusion of adulthood. Is this a music collection or your therapy session's mixtape? You’ve got the duality of Future and Bon Iver, which feels like someone transitioning from a high-speed chase to a contemplative forest walk in the span of two songs. At this point, Drake’s verses feel like a desperate attempt to keep up with the chaos. Congratulations on showing us all the various ways to be confused and emotionally unstable, all while rocking the same outfit of thrift store chic! And let's dive into your most played songs. “Nuts” by Lil Peep? Really? It seems like the real theme of your life is a constant search for validation while jamming to heartbreak anthems. You’ve got half your songs from Beach House—if I wanted to listen to sad driftwood, I’d just go sit on the beach and cry. And why are you playing Toby Fox like you're at the climax of a mid-life crisis in an indie flick? Between the rage rap and gentle melodies, it's like someone threw a party for conflicting emotional states and forgot to send out the invitations! Let’s be honest, Ryland, your Spotify radar isn’t just "off." It’s on a whole different planet. Shine on in your cloud of contradictions!

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