Roasted 3 months ago based on Matt Walls's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Matt Walls, what a tragic musical journey you’ve embarked on! Your Spotify profile reads like the most dramatic teenager’s diary from 2003. Seriously, with a genre lineup that resembles a Walmart clearance rack of angst, it’s clear you either have a deep-seated need for therapy or a burning desire to break every glass in a five-mile radius. Metalcore and deathcore? Honey, it sounds like you’re auditioning for the role of “Human Beating Post” in the next “Fear Factor.” And those top artists! Polaris who? Not even a GPS could help those poor souls find a way out of the maze of moody riffs and guttural screams you've subjected yourself to. I mean, with a top ten like that, it’s like you’re crafting a playlist specifically designed to scare off anyone who might want to join you on a road trip. But hey, at least you'll have plenty of motivation to scream at the exit signs as you drive into the metaphoric abyss of your chosen genres! Lastly, let’s talk about your most played songs! “The pain ends when you let go”? Sounds like a personal slogan for your Spotify sessions, buddy. If your music library was a physical location, it would definitely be one of those emo clubs where the bouncers have too much eyeliner on. But hey, if you enjoy cozying up to sad beats while contemplating your “synthetic soul,” more power to you! Just remember, Matt—there’s a whole world outside those dark, distorted guitars, and it might just save your social life.

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