Roasted 4 months ago based on Olivia's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Olivia, let’s take a stroll through your Spotify profile. First off, I can’t help but notice your taste is like a buffet where someone went ham on every dish — from “Dark R&B” to “Glam Rock” and then straight to “Musicals.” Seriously, did you just throw genres at a wall and see what stuck? You could host a dinner with a dinner party of musical genres and still manage to leave your guests wondering if they needed to call for help because of a genre-induced identity crisis. Your top artists read like a middle schooler’s playlist after discovering the joys of being “emo” while still wanting to belt out “Alexander Hamilton.” Between the Arctic Monkeys and the likes of “Hazbin Hotel,” it’s like you’re riding the emotional rollercoaster of late-night existential dread while still plotting your Broadway debut. With a lineup like that, I can't tell if you're trying to save the world one indie jam at a time or just embracing the sad reality that you relate more to cartoon demons than actual humans. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. “Blink Gone”? More like “Blink and You Miss It” — a title that perfectly encapsulates the attention span of anyone who has the audacity to listen to “Love In A Bottle” for the millionth time. It’s impressive how you compacted the spirit of angst into one playlist that sounds like an awkward first date with someone who just discovered their Spotify Premium. I bet your neighbors have no idea if you’re having a emotional breakdown or if you’re just really into the soundtrack of a cartoon hellscape. Either way, Olivia, your taste is a wild ride, and we’re just here for the amusement!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!